NIBBLY STUFF YOU CAN EAT THAT DOESN’T FEEL LIKE PUNISHMENT!!
DIP: I love dip. I want to put dip on everything in the world. Dip, though, has a million trillion calories and a fuckton of fat in it, especially if you eat as much dip as I do when I want to eat dip. This is problematic, because I am not the most veggie-loving person in the world, and dip really lubricates ‘em so I can slide them down my gullet more efficiently.
Enter Fage 0% Greek Yogurt. (You prob should get it at the grocery, but that’s what it looks like haha.) You can take a big tub of this shit, and put powdered dip mix in it. Ranch dip. French onion dip. Whatever. You can also pull out your dill dip recipe and replace all the fatty dairy stuff like sour cream and mayo and stuff with the yogurt. No problem. I am sure you can use regular yogurt, but it would probably be runny and not good. The greek yogurt is PERFECT for dip because it is so thick. It also comes in a great tub with a lid, so you mix it right in there and put that cocksucker in the fridge, and you only dirtied a spoon making it.
Natalie Dee speaks my language.